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  2. reblog if ur a lil bit gay

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  3. I think Tumblr is broke because I never get any messages anymore. And honestly, how can I not get messages? Just look at me. I’m adorable. :-P

    2 weeks ago  /  1 note

  4. Sorry boys

    I just found out there is a dildo that can ejaculate. It’s official, men are obsolete. :-P

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  5. can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

    it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

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  6. askmegabolt:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



I just died of laughter

    askmegabolt:

    nomorefreerandy:

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

    That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

    image

    I just died of laughter

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  7. Ellen page.

    So you’re saying I got a chance?

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  8. badnooks:

    hey date me

    free 2 week trial

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  10. How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

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