1. 2 weeks ago  /  1,004 notes  /  Source: stewarter

  2. so pretty. 

    so pretty. 

    1 month ago  /  10 notes  /  Source: miss-kamg

  3. May is National Masturbation Month

    urbieknowsbeats:

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    2 months ago  /  21,886 notes  /  Source: urbies

  4. Haven’t put anything on Tumblr in a while. I don’t have anything interesting to say just wanted to let everyone know I’m alive .And if you didn’t care, keep it to yourself jerk face. 

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

  5. (via st0neehands)

    3 months ago  /  15,830 notes  /  Source: r-o-m-p

  6. reblog if ur a lil bit gay

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    3 months ago  /  11,888,472 notes  /  Source: mspandrew

  7. I think Tumblr is broke because I never get any messages anymore. And honestly, how can I not get messages? Just look at me. I’m adorable. :-P

    3 months ago  /  1 note

  8. Sorry boys

    I just found out there is a dildo that can ejaculate. It’s official, men are obsolete. :-P

    3 months ago  /  0 notes

  9. can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

    it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

    (via yourfuckingmajesty)

    4 months ago  /  342,405 notes  /  Source: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird

  10. askmegabolt:

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….



I just died of laughter

    askmegabolt:

    nomorefreerandy:

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

    That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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    I just died of laughter

    (via unbelievablyaverage)

    4 months ago  /  151,487 notes  /  Source: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh